Am upto my ears with this fuckin' shit :x

Am really pissed off (Yeah i know what you are thinking.." not AGAIN"...damn you cunt bags) And i have decided to list out them reasons here.

*Drumroll*

And the douchebags are-


1) Friends.. If it wasn't bad enough that i have never had friends who stay for very long the present ones are either
  busy back stabbing me
  or being a pain in my buttocks
  or busy with their bf/gf
  or generally too lost in their own world

to bother about me except when they need me.I say screw you people. Loser scumbags :x :x :x

2) Our cancelled tour.....My department's utterly useless and grossly over paid HOD and the students in planning committee have been dilly dallying regarding the trip since gawd knows when. And while we have been just engaged in " strategic discussions" the ECE department has already RETURNED form their trip and IT department is going next week. Damn you all indecisive mofus... @!#$@$#@$!@#

3) My phone...I have a Nokia 7210. Now i admit its basically a bloody brilliant value for money phone but the operating system it has is CRAPPY with font size 72 letter 'c'. You see i didnt clear my inbox for a long time (and now there are over 5496 messages) and now whenever i try to do so, the evil silicon based monster deletes exactly 40 messages before hanging for atleast ten minutes.

And no amount of threatening,pleading, cajoling or hitting it on the desk (as i found to my dismay) can convince it to give up its tantrum

So now i have a classical catch 22 situation.

Cuz the only go is to NOT clear messages. But then i will eventually run out of memory. Am stuck :( .

Bugger you nokia. hmph.

4) My college bus... What's worse than having your college bus come at 6.55 early morning ?? Answer: The geniuses at the college's transport department changing its timing at my stop to 6.45. Now this is all the more worse for a procastinator king such as your truly *bows*. And unfortunately the 65 year old drunk bastard who drives our bus has a vendatta against me so he makes sure he comes to my stop early and never waits for me.
As soon as he sees me in the rear view mirror running for the stop, all out of breath, he grins his evil 'mad-scientist-about-to-destroy-the-world' grin showing off his pan stained teeth and floors the accelerator resulting in an acceleration that would give a ferrari FXX16 a run for its money

There hasnt been a week in my 3 years at college when i HAVE NOT been late to the stop. For some reason the people seem to take a sadistic pleasure in seeing a sweet, innocent (ha !) boy run with a heavy bag on his back. People these days i tell you... *shakes head , muuters*

5) My maths teacher... The class in which teacher leaves to the cacophony of people shouting " maro sali ko maro.." (Roughly translated as-"beat the beyotch up..") and the girls (Yes you read it right.. the GIRLS of MY class.. Even the studious ones *gasps all around*) start clapping

'nuff said.

6) Fedora 11.. Its a linux based operating system that i installed in my PC as a part of my on going anti microsoft crusade. Unfortunately now i cant watch any serials or movies on it (Yes.. even THOSE :P)
                                                    
                                                             Yup.. Thats me as of now
7) My sister... Now before you bitches start 'gasping' about dysfunctional families lemme explain. It's just that her hormones are kicking in REALLY badly and she is turning into a rebellious teenager. If it wasnt bad enough i have to worry about her safety the fact that she is becoming more and more distant saddens me.

8) Emotions... If i didnt have them none of this would be affecting me now.  Or ever

9) Myself.. If only i didnt live such a pathetic and insignificant life where things such as my OS, friends and my phone made it into a list of things that piss me off.


*sigh*