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Things about rajnikanth you never knew (yeah i took inspiration from all those chuck norris facts.. so sue me!)


# If you have five rupees and Rajnikanth has five rupees, Rajnikanth has more money than you.

#There is no 'ctrl' button on Rajnikanth 's computer. Rajnikanth is always in control.

#Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.

#Rajnikanth CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.

#Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

#Rajnikanth proved that you can kill two birds with one stone. When confronted by two baddies and stuck with one bullet all rajni has to do is shoot at the knife in his left hand and the bullet will split into two and kill both the baddies. As simple as that. Chah.. why didnt i think of it.....

# Rajnikanth doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikanth has allowed to live.(Burrnn Darwin !)

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth .

#Rajnikanth does not sleep. He waits.

#Rajnikanth counted to infinity - twice.

# Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# When Rajnikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

#Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

#Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

# When taking the SAT, write "Rajnikanth " for every answer. You will score over 8000.

# Rajnikanth invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Rambha invented pink

#Rajnikanth can stop a speeding bullet with JUST his teeth


# Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

# Rajnikanth's 6 bullet pistol chamber will automatically and magically replenish. DISHKYON !

# Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikanth "

#If you Google search "Rajnikanth getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

# Little known medical fact: Rajnikanth invented the Caesarean section when he kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

# The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.

# There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikanth lives in India.

# Rajnikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

# James Cameron wanted Rajnikanth to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.


Long live rajnikanth.... Mind ittt !!!!