Blah-ness

Boredom has weird effect on me. People with my level of bi polar tendencies shouldn't be allowed to have this much free time.


So there i was pondering on my life of the past 19 years and how it has changed. Here's a BRIEF round up-




Life 18 years ago:

la la la la... wha ?? i was happy baby. I woke up , i ate, i pooped in my nappies, went to sleep and repeated the above cycle every 6 hours. And beside this i found time to be insanely cute and have relatives,girls,maids and even friggin' obese stranger aunties pull my cheeks and go "Aww.. He ish sho cuteeeeee... Coochie coochie coo". And i would stare at them like they were retards.


Life 12 years ago:

AM A BIG BROTHER !!!! My sister who looks like a porcelain doll is born. All i do is come home, eat play with her ,watch doordarshan (shaktiman any one ?) , eat , doze off---> BLISS !

And oh its also the period when my dad slapped the bejesus out of me for getting only 89 in er.. some subject (i don't remember which)----> NOT bliss ...

Life 9 years ago:

Joined this heavenly school-eklavaya(Miss it even today)

But was traumatised by my evil classmates who pretended to be my friend up till lunch break. Then they'd eat my mum's food and pretend I didn't exist after the break when i tried to borrow somethin' . Haraamis i tell you.

Things discovered/learnt about:

• girls

• crushes

• how to read hindi

• bras

• extra-maritial affairs

• Football

Also i saw somebody hang themselves(literally i mean.. Not the other one !)) in front of me. Surprisingly it didnt freak me out(unlike my mum who started screaming like a banshee)

Also one fine day(night rather)my dad, out of the blue, gave us the choice of either immigrating to canada or shifting to MADras(Chennai for you politically correct freaks.. Go hang) and my mum in a fit of god-knows-what (patriotism ?) decided the latter. Bah.... Not one of her best decisions really... Something i hold against her till today...

Life 3 years ago:

Oh, fuck. This was the stupid period. I cut my hair in these incredibly ugly styles that were very Snape-like. Ew. And wore really really baggy shirts and tried walking with a cool dude-esque swagger ,inspired by paul walker in the final scene from 'fast and furious' where he walks in slow motion looking bleedy cool and all (lame.. i KNOW !)

And yes i was still shy as hell and had a phobia of talking to girls (Awwww...Cho chweet.. NOT!)

Life now:

Am in 3rd year engineering & i have become a misanthropist. Am eternally pissed at everybody. I don't have even one good friend who i am sure will last for atleast a few years. I have problems trusting people.Have done 'IT' (there i admit it).
And i constantly fear-
-graduating minus a girlfriend(Waaahhh.. Nobody loves me)
-placement (due to my crappy GPA)
-about my sister because she is growing up to be pretty but doesnt seem to have a lot of common sense(like so many of my friends)

Life in the future:

Dunno ..too afraid to think about it.Though it disguise it under the bravado of "I-live-in-the-present-and-future-will-take-care-of-itself" .... hopefully will land a decent job i like and find a nice girlfriend with long hair who is fun and intelligent (Too much to ask na ?? Am soo destined to be single )



Anyway. Screw dat. Am going to orkut to see which of my friends is upto chutiyagiri (somebody ALWAYS is !)

See ya lovies.