I dunno about you folks but i spend 'em by parking my arse in fron
t of my PC and making sure i utilize my 'unlimited' internet plan to its fullest by downloading 'stuff' (for the love of god and all that is holy don't ask me what) and reading up on random stuff (did you know that the pee in space stations is recycled as drinking water ?) and also listening to songs that depress the shit out of me.Masochism ?
Hell yeah. Abso-fucking-lutely.
Like i said before- Damn i need help..
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My mum got this thing some time back called an 'electric bat'. It's the cat's whiskers and the 'in' thing here in chennai. It basically resembles a racquet except that it has electrified strings.So when you press the button on the handle and swing it around any moquitoes that come in contact with the strings become sheesh kabab.
My sister totally loves this thing. Whenever she hears any of us curse a mosquito she comes running her hair flying,'bat' in her hand and a maniaca
l look in her eyes(amazonian woman ishtyle) and goes around swinging like a demon possessed.Scary i tell ya .. brrr *shivers*
Anyway I never really understood why it caused such a strong erm.. outburst of emotions in her.I used to shake my head with a brotherly smile and put it down to raging teenage hormones.
Until yesterday that is.
I was sitting in front of my PC doing all sorts of bleedy nonsense on orkut when a few of those pesky blighters started bothering me. Luckily the 'bat' was sitting near by, so with the weapon ready i went for the kill.
And INSTANTLY i fell in love with this er.. 'sport'.
You see when a mosquito comes in contact with the 'bat' it explodes with a small 'thwaak' sound(much like a small cracker) which can be VERY satisfying *shivers in memory of pleasure* So now am hooked like my sister !
So evil blood sucking mosquitoes everywhere look out.
I have a weapon and am not afraid to use it.
Wait i see a mosquito near my foot.
*thwak*
haha... Gotcha sucka !!
~The end~
15 comments:
ZOMG I LOVE THOSE BATS TOO!!!!
p.s. they work cruelly well on houseflies! louder noise ! :D
p.p.s. laughed out loud on reading how u described ur sisters mania.!!!
p.p.p.s NEVER try the bat on any...er... other living beings *sweats nervously as she remembers the past*
Actually WE have tried it on living beings too (read :us) !!
So now whenever we have fights we chase each other with the bat in hand and a wicked gleam in the eye while the other one begs for mercy ... muahahahahha ! :P
ahemm.. very entertaining :P now i know y u r weirdo guy.. but yea.. i'm self-proclaimed weird too so i understand the feelings :P
P.S I always wanted one o em bats but father p refuses even wen i told him it wud be the sport his daughter never played... sigh...
Oh, me too! I love the weekends..... my only problem being that there are not enough days in a weekend!
Also, haven't you heard? Always strive to excel, but only on weekends!
;)
@ Elithraniel
I am self proclaimed weirdo since i have been a outsider all my life due to the constant shifting... lame excuse but what the heck !!!
@ Elithraniel
Father p..ah.. *sighs* my god... my devam.. my sarcastic alter ego i never met...
*sighs again*
Anyways tell you wha..once father p discovers first hand the pleasure of blasting those pesky blighters he will be HOOKED ..i garon-tee !
@ Rakesh
Same gripe here mate...darn calender #@$@#$
And the only excellence i strive for is sleeping and oh boy ! excel i DO ! :P
Love those bats!! Sadly we dont have mosquitoes here *sticks out tongue*. Btw I love your blog!! Interesting writing style and yea the monkey is sho cute (thats me trying to find my girl side).
@nicole andrea
you DONT have mosquitoes ????!!! Where do you live ?? mars ??!!
Actually I live on an island. Its called Bahrain (google it).
erm.. i was being sarcastic you know ! and you know my maths might be bad but my geography aint !! I know about bahrain.. Like Duh !!
Anyways you are lucky...cuz ,trust me ,mosquitoes are one thing you can live your life happily ,without !
I know it was Sarcasm...but I just like telling people how great Bahrain is eventhough it hardly rains, it's extremly hot (hotter than Chennai) and there are more malls here than parks!!!
i know i know.... i know a few people in my college who are from Bahrain... but they seem to like chennai
but then to each their own !!!
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