7years back (Me):
11.57
"come on already..."
11.58
"How much longer... #@$!@#"
11.59
"Almost there....Almost there..."
12.00 !!!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.... Am 13 and a teenager"
"Ma, pa , suki wake up am a teen now!!!!"
"Happy birthday honey"
"Many happy returns of the day son"
" 'appy beiothday baiya" (she had just lost her front tooth then )
*me unable to sleep the rest of the night due to excitement , partly due to presents*
Yesterday:
11.57
*snore*
11.58
*snore*
11.59
*snore*
12.00 !!!
*muah*
*muah*
*muah*
I am rudely awaken out of my sleep by suki who is, apparently, trying to kiss me to death.
"aaaarrrghhhh... gerrofff me girl"
"happy birthday bhaiya"
"huh ? wha-?.. oh that *sheepish expression* *grumpily* oh thanks *pats on head* now go sleep .. i have an exam tomorrow and i need to rest"
*i fall asleep with a goofy smile*
12.05
"The gal dem Schillaci, Sean da Paul
So me give it to, so me give to, so me give it to, to all girls
Five million and forty naughty shorty
Baby girl, all my girls, all my girls, Sean da-"
My phone blares out sean paul's "Temperature" at full volume which in the quiet solitude of my room sounds to me like the cacophony of lucifer's tortured souls screaming in agony.
"'ello.."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ...BIRTHDAY BLAST BIRTHDAY BLAST..'APPY 'APPY BIRTHDAY ... 'APPY 'APPY BIRTHDAY ...BIRTHDAY BLAST BIRTHDAY BLAST..."
" eh ? er... Dude did you just sing to me that tune from cartoon network ??"
"ya macha"
"ah well... thanks goodnight"
*me goes to sleep*
12.06
"The gal dem Schillaci, Sean da Paul
So me give it to, so me give to, so me give it to, to all girls
Five million and forty naught-"
"hello ?"
"happy birthday ASSHOLE !"
"jesus woman.. whats wrong with you ?"
"grrr.. so you dont know ?"
"nope"
*phone slammed*
*me perplexed for approximately for approximately 23.5687 seconds.Then i fall asleep"
12.06 and 33 seconds
"The gal dem Schillaci, Sean da Paul
So me give it to, so me give-"
"arrghhh..."
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.
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and so on for another 15 minutes
Next morning me thinking while i am taking bath-
"Zomg wtf dude.. Did i just exit my teenage ? "
*shocked*
"OMG i am 20.. And i have not yet achieved anything in my life (except maybe mensa and winning that burger eating competition...."
*i remain depressed, for the remainder of the day. Having woken as a sleepy teen i fall asleep a sad man*
The end.
P.S Along with mine, yesterday happens to be menkahh 's birthday too (even our birth times are pretty close.. freaky or what !). One of the coolest and awesomest people i know. Happy birthday girl. May you get Tom Felton and the British citizenship you always wanted. :P
5 comments:
ahemm.. eschus me :P sorry for the latings...
happy b'day ;)
i will gloss over the fact that despite orkut and FB reminding you , you thought my birthday was on 30th october and say 'thank you' !
you have spelled my name well. i am pleased.
anyway happy birthday to you too, my paranoia inflcited, guinea pig loving, heartless (NOT), katy perry's future husband ( i ll make sure i place the imperious curse well so she settles in assam), etc etc one of the bestest reasons to come online, friend.
with love and beer,
~mankie poo
bwahahaha
P.S in case you forgot beer and me dont go down well, but ah what the heck !
does anyone think porn is the only business still thriving during the credit cruch? I think many folks seek refuge in buying and wanking porn during the crunch
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