Me mum , moi wicked sis, and yours truly finally got the ticket confirmation for our annual christmas trip. And like every year once again after nail biting anticipation we got the tickets and will arrive in bombay just in time for christmas.
Ofcourse it's a 'family gathering' as my mum put it. Ofcourse thats a elegeant way of saying that i have to show my mug to everybody and say " yoo hoo.. remember me ? "
And btw i prefer bombay... Fuckin' screw you MNS
Any-who here's a few reasons i like bombay-
1) Your buttocks dont feel they are on fire if you go for a walk in afternoon.
2) Definitely hotter women than chennai *reminiscence dreamily*
3) We always PARTHAY in bombay. And they are awesomely fun ones too, refer point 2 for details.
4) Whenever somebody cuts us off in traffic i have my uncles blessings to use all the choicest ma, behen gaalis
5) And the other person will actually understand 'em hindi profanities (Ah bliss ..)
6) Mi familia are a generous lot at such gatherings to the eternally financially challenged persons, such as yours truly.
7) My cousins who love farting in all the retaurants we go to. And loudly too.Very disturbing yes, but we seem to get tables rather quickly and plus the reaction of the other hapless homo sapiens is priceless..
8) Me grandmum. Sweet little woman she is i tell you. Plus she makes THE awesomest food *drools in anticipation*
9) Refer point 2
10) I love the pani puris ?
Okay i didn't have anything valid to write for the last 2 points but bugger it.
Ofcourse i will be forced to leave behind my true love.
Monica.
Boo hoo.
Sigh.
But come to think of it this will give her a much needed break from the antics of me and suki.
Ho boy. ho boy, cant wait for exams to end.
Or rather to start and THEN end. *prays feverishly*
*does a small jiggly dance in excitement*
*gets smacked on head by mother for not studying maths*
*walks slowly towards desk morosely*
am such a lazy bum.
:(
12 comments:
ohhhhhh u dont get Pani puris? whrever it is that u stay??? MYYYY GAWWWDDDD HOW do u even survive??!!!! *shakes head in total confusion* :P
N hello? its MUMBAI, not Bombay :P N it rocks HELL YEAH!!! :)
Cheers,
Annie.
sigh.. see chennai pani puris are never as good as bombay pani puris. for that matter you chaps can never get half as good dosas as you get here . rit ?
and i will always remember it as BOMBAY so THERE.. pbbttt *sticks tongue out, blows rasberry*
:D
heheheh true true... good thing I was never a fan of dosas :P
u shud go north and try having pav bhaji. i did that n i was :O for a full 5 minutes :P
n lolz, jus warning u before d MNS guys catch hold of u yelling profanities at the traffic signal (whch btw IS fun :P)
Have a great stay! And a good Christmas :)
*gasp* you are missing out on the finer things in life if you don't like dosas girl !
And i go to like half the north in every vacation plus was in ahmedabad for half my life , i came to south around 8 years back. Trust me the pav bhaji's there are sexier than pamela anderson (johnny depp for you :P)
And yeah I think MNS has better people to thrash rather than foul mouthed 20somethings ;)
I just dont seem to like south indian food somehow.. :( dunno why. :P
N are baba Amd is like here only *throws out hand as if gujrat is next door* north bole toh ekdum north... shimla n all... lolz TRUST me ull go :O *yeh-kya-hai-look* :P
n no MNS has no work thse days. they might jus do that :P
*gives superior look*
F.Y.I i am a dogra
that means i belong to JAMMU , suna hoga na ? the REAL north as you put it :P
Trust me i have been to parts of kashmir you would have seen only in movies and romantic songs !
Now run along ignorant child ! ;)
And MNS ? pshaw.. My cousins are there ..am safe !
P.S my sister says you do not know good food if you if you haven't tried south indian !
heheheheh!!!!! lolz i hav NO idea wht a dogra is :P
ya so u have seen exotic places in Jammu but havent eaten pavbhaji there now have you? :P :D
Such Ignorant infants these days, ufff!! :P
P.S: Tell ur sister, once anyone easts proper maharashtrian food complete with the spices and solkadi *considering ofc u like spicy food* u wont ever switch back, south indian food or no :D Hence Southie food seems.. er... bland to me :P
ufff such blind aunties these days.. not reading things properly.. dogra= natives of jammu.. read again.. :x
P.S i have eaten pav bhaji in like almost all parts of country except north east . so there ! hah !
oho auntie at 21? wow ur not too far urself uncleji? :D :D
if u srsly liked north ka pav bhaji then u have definitely NOT had mumbai ka best! (that or else u have bad taste in food LOLZ :P) tell me whn u come, ill suggest you all the right places.. :P :D
well since you called me child i thought there was a seniority to be accepted :P
i have had mumbai's pav bhaji.. i have been going there ever since i was a kid.. but i have had better !
@ Weirdo Guy - Lol post. I like! :)
Wow, vacation in Mumbai - naice. *wonders if & when her vacation there will come into existence.*
@ Annie - Stop Spamming!!! :P
@ Both - Delhi ki pav-bhaji is the awesomest!! (I don't care if it's not even a word). :P
Cheers
P.S. Super cute guinea pig. :)
@Annie- Bondgal supports me (in a way!) muahahahah
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah (does a small dance) :P
@bondgal- thanks !
and regarding the vacation-*offers condolences and comforting words*
I bet if monica could read this she would be squeaking out her thanks but since she cant i shall do so on her behalf- merci Mademoiselle!
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