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Since all of you pasty-faced, snaggletoothed,  bridgetrolls are too busy to tag me i decided to tag myself with one i picked from here.A big raspberry to y'all :x

Ah well here i go.


TAG 1: Innocent or Guilty

RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

RULE 3- Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag to your friends to answer this.


So here goes the  answers :

Asked someone to marry you? Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty.

Danced on a table in a bar? Guilty.

Ever told a lie? Guilty.

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty.

Kissed a picture? Guilty.

Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent.

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty.

Held a snake? Guilty

Been suspended from school? Guilty.

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.

Stolen from a store? Innocent.

Been fired from a job? Innocent.

Done something you regret? Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty.

Kissed in the rain? Almost guilty... But erm innocent @#$!@#$$!

Sat on a roof top? Guilty.

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Guilty.

Sang in the shower? Guilty.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent.

Shaved your head? Guilty.

Had a boxing membership? Innocent.

Made a boyfriend cry? Guilty.  (i mean boyfriend here as in a guy friend, gay jokes will NOT be tolerated -_-)

Been in a band? Innocent.

Shot a gun? Guilty.

Donated Blood? Innocent.

Eaten alligator meat? Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake? Guilty.

Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty as a convicted felon.

Have/had a tattoo? Innocent.

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty.

Been too honest? Guilty.

Ruined a surprise? Guilty.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty.

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty.

Joined a pageant? Innocent

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty.

Had communication with your ex? Guilty.

Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent.

Got into such a rage that tears came out? Guilty.




TAG 2 : How DUMB are you ?


The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.


[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[ ] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.


[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[x] You have ran around naked in your house.


[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before

[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

(13/37)*100 = 35%... If this were the boards i would be flunking in 'dumbness' by now ! :P




TAG 3 : Questions


RULES: Respond and rework – answer these questions on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of your own, and add one more question to the list. Then tag eight or ten other new set of people.

1.What is your current obsession? Passing in my effin finals

2. What are you wearing today? Bermudas and a tee.

3. What’s for dinner? Done already.Burp.Excuse me.

4. What’s the last thing you bought? A McAloo Tikki *drools*


5. What are you listening to right now? My neighbour screaming at her husband 


6. What do you think about the person who tagged you? Well the question should be what am i thinking about the persons who DID NOT tag me.. And yes you do NOT wanna know

7. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be ? Bermudas baby.. yeah !

8. What are your must-have pieces for summer? Air conditioner, and a crate of 'mazaa'.


9. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go? A certain friends house

10. Which language do you want to learn? 1)Tamil 2)Troll.

11. What’s your favourite quote? 1). "Condoms aren't completely safe.. a friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus"- Bob Rubin 

2) Everyone is entitled to their opinion, its just that yours is too stupid


3) Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate - Sandra J. Dykes


and my favourite 


4)There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex. They should draw the line at goats - Elton John


He is one messed up lil' boy !!

12. Who do you want to meet right now? Refer answer 9


13. What is your favourite colour? Black and blue (Do not judge me !)

14. What is your favourite piece of clothing in your own closet? My underwear

15. What is your dream job? One that has maximum job satisfaction(That means they give me a hot secretary) 

16. What’s your favourite magazine? Playboy *wicked grin*


17. If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on? Buy a present for my sisters upcoming birthday and buy monica a new cage

18. What do you consider a fashion faux pas? Paris Hilton

19. Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon? All of 'em

20. What kind of haircut do you prefer? Army cut.. If my friends allow me.

21. What are you going to do after this? Sleep and have kinky dreams about katy perry.

22. Who is your favourite sport star? Anna Kournikova (Huba Huba !)

Okay if you mean in terms of talent then well Ayrton Senna and a few footballers including Baichung Bhutia


23. What are three cosmetic/makeup/perfume products that you can't live without? Toothbrush, soap and shampoo 

24. What inspires you? Moi pops

25. Give us three styling tips that always work for you: Brush your teeth and have a bath. Works just fine for me.

26. What do you do when you “have nothing to wear” (even though your closet’s packed)? Streakin'.. Duh.

27. Coffee or tea? Coffee.

28. What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed? I scare young children in my neighbourhood

29. What is the meaning of your name? One of the 100 names of Lord Vishnu

30. Which other blogs do you love visiting? The ones I follow.Duh.

31. Favorite Dessert/Sweet? Katy Perry/Pamela Anderson covered in chocolate

32. Favorite Season? Rains

33. If I come to your house now, what would u cook for me? bwahahahah....

34. What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you? Catch hold of the mofu by the throat, bitch slap the bejesus out of them and tell them to stay the fuck away

35. What do you love most about yourself? Everything.If i could marry myself i would 


Though i would like to be bitchy moron about this i am feeling pretty generous so i shall tag others.

*All hail the generous soul*

Drumroll please.

*Drumroll*


una LackadaisicalLullaby -The King Queen of creepy stories


dos bondgal_rulz - since you have already done tag 2 you have to do only tag 1 and 3 !


tres Annie - The Ice Man's female version
 

quadros Shreya  - the chronic updater

cinco menkah - assuming she does come online within another 1000 years


Go on all of ya... Knock yourselves out with it !



P.S You see since some of my classmates came to know about my blog, entirely my fault.. mea culpa , i have changed the address of my blog from 'weirdoguy.blogspot.com' to 'weirdoguysblog.blogspot.com' in order to able to write in complete honesty ! :P


Adios Amigos