This totally bites... Redux

Day 9 of my 50 day vacation

As i said before i am really bored.

And i still am. I mean it's only 11.30 and everybody's gone into dreamland.

Darn it.Can't even pick a fight with suki.

I need food.

Surprising how hungry you can get just sitting around being bored.

Oh yeah I joined that spanking new gym ,that recently opened nearby, to work on my last year's resolution

 I wonder why they say 'spanking new'. I mean it's not as though anybody is taking a paddle and smacking it across the gym's arse or vice versa.

English is such a fucked up language with it's polysemous words and messed up Pharisaical grammar rules.

Nonetheless i have a inclination towards it bordering on infatuation.

My mum says that's cuz i am turning into a milky bar *. No wonder i don't get along with the extended clan.

Neha D's marriage is tomorrow.

Whoopie-fuckin-doo. 10 hours of continuous hobnobbing with punjabis i barely know.

My sister came just now kissed me goodnight .

What is it with sisters and slobbery kisses ?

I know she does it to annoy me. Devilish little un' she is.

But i just couldn't live without her. Minus the kisses of course.

Monica squeaks. She is hungry. For the seventeenth time since morning.

Disjointed sentences are forming in my head

My activa beckons. Am so totally craving for a 10 second ride.

But those blasted cops just need a excuse to bust innocent little kids.

I stay put.

This is turning into such a shitty post

These mosquitoes are turning my leg into sheesh-kabab and there's nothing i can do.

Any attempts at swatting them will just end up in me hitting myself and then cursing in agony.

Evil blood sucking bastards.

They remind me of certain friends....Stupid necrophilic noobs who aren't sticking to plans and are messing up my plans for the hols .

I hope your dead bodies are found butt naked and face down in pools of your own vomit with homo porn paraphernalia nearby.
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Well that was cathartic.

I suppose i'll go sleep now before my mum starts thinking i am watching porn


peace y'all,

i'm outtie


*milky bar as in you know.. white on the inside AND the outside *rolls eyes* Mothers and their witty remarks. Meh