So i almost starved to death today...

....Oh yes i did

Blame that pernicated procastiantor of a maid who cooks for us.


When i woke today morning i did so with a smile. I mean it was raining and the weather was b-e-a-youtiful. Infact i was so upbeat i decided i would start preparing for my finals right after breakfast.

Mind you AFTER breakfast.

Thinking that my maid would be here in just a few minutes i thought i would relax by reading a book.

10.30

No sign of her.

11.00

I finish the book

11.30

I finish another book. By now am dreaming about katy perry food.

12.00

Holy porcupine and ooooh dear lord on a popsickle..my stomach is trying to eat itself.


In desperation i raided my fridge to see if i could find anything to eat before i passed out of weakness.

Hard luck.

I realised my salvation lay at 'Hot chips' an awesome restaurant about 2 miles away. I grabbed about 500 bucks from my emergency horde and left.

I caught hold of a share auto and during the whole ride people kept giving me strange looks. I mean can you blame me if my stomach growls in hunger ? Noobs....

At the restaurant i immediately set about eating them outta house and home.

"Bhaiya please bring 4 panneer butter masala and 6 naans please"

The poor guy looked as though i had asked him to chop his balls off

" Erm but...will somebody else be joining you sir ?"

"Nope."

"May i suggest you order less sir because our portions are quite large and you have ordered enough food for 3 people"

" #$%#@!$%@#$%#@$%@#$% "

I doubt he understood half my gaalis but i think he got the idea since ran off and asked the cook to get the order "pronto".

When my food arrived the smell of it all made my eyes water in joy and i began to sing praises to the lord.

Exactly 0.834234 seconds later i took my first bite.

Hallelujah... Bliss  Heaven Euphoria.

I doubt think english has words that can do justice to the feeling.
It was like-

..taking a piss after drinking 4 litres of water and being stuck in an AC room for 6 hours

..having a shag with Katy Perry after 5 years of abstinence.

..your 1000 line C++ program compiling with no errors

..slapping the bejesus out of that annoying teacher's pet who sits in the front bench

.. watching your troll brained of a maths teacher coming drunk to college and getting fired


or knowing tha-  erm you get the idea


Anyway after i was done with that i ordered another round of naans. By this time it was pretty empty in the restaurant so most of the waiters and the chefs gathered around me.

All wide eyed in wonder.

In my hunger induced haze i barely noticed them. But the moment i finished the last morsel they actually burst into applause !

I even got a 50 rupee discount on the bill. The manager was mighty impressed apparently.
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Share auto to restaurant: 10 rupees

A milkshake while waiting for your order: 40 rupees

4 Paneer Butter masalas and 9 naans: 300 rupees

Applause by the restaurant employees on seeing your gluttony: PRICELESS


There are Some Things Money Can't Buy. For Everything Else, there's Mastercard


:P