(Okay, i assure you that the following is not an figment of my imagination. I shit you not ,it SO did occur!)
So there i was walking in my college behind some random guy (lets call him 'X') and from the opposite direction two guys were coming (let's call them 'Y' and 'Z') engrossed in some random discussion.
Suddenly Y looks up and notices X
(the following has been translated EXACTLY from bihari hindi, to the best of my abilities)
X: you motherfucker you said you would call me
Y: Yeah i was busy banging your sister
X: Well guess what i sold your mom in the slave market
Y: Your dad is a monkey with fake testicles.
X: Bastard
Y: Daughter fucking bitch
X and Y burst into laughter at same time and hug each other
X: so confirmed we meet today at your room at 6 ?
Y: obviously.
Me: *takes gun and shoots self in the head*
And then my mum wonders why i glare at her when she asks me "did anything interesting happen at college?"
So there i was walking in my college behind some random guy (lets call him 'X') and from the opposite direction two guys were coming (let's call them 'Y' and 'Z') engrossed in some random discussion.
Suddenly Y looks up and notices X
(the following has been translated EXACTLY from bihari hindi, to the best of my abilities)
X: you motherfucker you said you would call me
Y: Yeah i was busy banging your sister
X: Well guess what i sold your mom in the slave market
Y: Your dad is a monkey with fake testicles.
X: Bastard
Y: Daughter fucking bitch
X and Y burst into laughter at same time and hug each other
X: so confirmed we meet today at your room at 6 ?
Y: obviously.
Me: *takes gun and shoots self in the head*
And then my mum wonders why i glare at her when she asks me "did anything interesting happen at college?"
17 comments:
Hahahahahah!
That is such an amusing conversation!
I bet u added a bit of masala though :P
And yes, it's so ironic when parents ask such questions!
arre i kid you not this is a WORD FOR WORD reproduction of what happened !
And FYI this is one the more harmless conversation/interaction i have witnessed !
Biharis will take over the world some day *shivers*
i can understand what u are saying...engg dept guys in my collg suck big time...
i wonder wonder why such convos take place usually in bihari :D
no i am not racist in any ways...just a pointless observation
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..what an education at such a campus!
Chalo mere bhi aankhein khuk gaye;-)
Looking forward to the "many more to come"
:-)
well well same reaction like yours!!
ROFL.
Men.
Not just biharis. Men.
Lol.
@ menkah
*shivers*
brrr.. lets not get into such scary scenarios... i always asked you to be a optimist didn't i ??
@vagabond
well excuse ME.. I am a engineering student
mehhh :x
@juggernaut
and a very astute observation at that mate.
thats cuz crazy fucked up shit always happens around bihari people
true story !
@suruchi
i'm sure you are horrified to read this but i can assure you not all my college mates are this messed up
that means you can still come to my college and teach !
you will right ? :D
@moi
oh you have no idea !!!!
@ll/lackadaisical lullaby/tin girl
-_-
my dear girl I TOO am a man
weird guys...No wonder u felt like killing yourself
haha..
pretty interesting ppl u hav got in ur coll,,,
@anishthomas
lol :P
@deepshika
i know ..rit ??
:D
These are actually common welcome speech types from people. One of my friends actually doesn't feel he has welcome me properly until he insults me like anything. And he's a Bengali, so we know its not just the Biharis.
Cheers!
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