The last week of january was a bad one for me in terms of injuries. 3 of them in a span of 10 days is no laughing matter :
Monday (24th):
Anky: What's with the bandage on your arm ?
Me: Make a guess
Anky: Aliens kidnapped you and did experiments on you ?
Me: Har Har -_- no...i was driving and had an accident.Damn it.Now i can't even fold my blasted arm to scratch my ears
Anky: So you mean it is paining HERE *whacks me on the arm*
Me: *loud scream of pain*
*faints from pain*
Wednesday:
Anky: And the bandage on your toe is because.... ?
Me: Gah i was playing football yesterday and prashant kicked me and my toe nail got ripped out.I can barely walk.
Anky: Oh ok... i'll be careful not to touch it *kicks me gently*
Me: *refer above*
Friday:
Anky: Why didn't you come yesterday ?
Me: Er.. nothing nothing.
Anky: How come you are hunching ?
Me: I pulled a back muscle yesterday *cowers in anticipation of unbearable pain*
Anky: What are you doing ?
Me: You were going to hit me weren't you ?
Anky: Oh well i can't bear to disappoint you *whacks me on my back*
Me: *refer abo- .. ah fuck it..... you get the idea don't you ?*
Today :
Me: How come you've been absent for the past two days ?
Anky : *wincing* I tore my hamstring muscle while playing dude... Doc says it will be a week before i can walk properly.
Me *looking like a kid who got Christmas early*: Did he now ?
Anky: Yeah.. Why are you so pleased ?
Me *trying to control the evil/wicked smile*: Who ? Me? oh no..I am feeling sorry for you... poor you *makes a fake sympathetic face*
Anky: Oh ok thanks ... you know i was expecting you to take revenge for when i-
*I punch him on the thigh*
HARD
Moral: There IS justice in the world
The End
Monday (24th):
Anky: What's with the bandage on your arm ?
Me: Make a guess
Anky: Aliens kidnapped you and did experiments on you ?
Me: Har Har -_- no...i was driving and had an accident.Damn it.Now i can't even fold my blasted arm to scratch my ears
Anky: So you mean it is paining HERE *whacks me on the arm*
Me: *loud scream of pain*
*faints from pain*
Wednesday:
Anky: And the bandage on your toe is because.... ?
Me: Gah i was playing football yesterday and prashant kicked me and my toe nail got ripped out.I can barely walk.
Anky: Oh ok... i'll be careful not to touch it *kicks me gently*
Me: *refer above*
Friday:
Anky: Why didn't you come yesterday ?
Me: Er.. nothing nothing.
Anky: How come you are hunching ?
Me: I pulled a back muscle yesterday *cowers in anticipation of unbearable pain*
Anky: What are you doing ?
Me: You were going to hit me weren't you ?
Anky: Oh well i can't bear to disappoint you *whacks me on my back*
Me: *refer abo- .. ah fuck it..... you get the idea don't you ?*
Today :
Me: How come you've been absent for the past two days ?
Anky : *wincing* I tore my hamstring muscle while playing dude... Doc says it will be a week before i can walk properly.
Me *looking like a kid who got Christmas early*: Did he now ?
Anky: Yeah.. Why are you so pleased ?
Me *trying to control the evil/wicked smile*: Who ? Me? oh no..I am feeling sorry for you... poor you *makes a fake sympathetic face*
Anky: Oh ok thanks ... you know i was expecting you to take revenge for when i-
*I punch him on the thigh*
HARD
Moral: There IS justice in the world
The End
18 comments:
*falls of the chair laughing*
*gets up to comment*
hillarious!!!!
hilarious!!
*so very me* =|
Gawsh..how can someone be THIS funny all the bloody times???????????
Cute Cute Cute...
with capital CCCCCCCCCC's
Loooooooooooooved ur moans...oops...expressions of pain, without being sadist here;-)
Haha very very proud of you!
*sends a box of chocolates for such bravery* :P
this one gives me a high .It oozes of lust
PS : I am a sexually bent , twisted perverted freak . :-D
@ vagabond
between your typos and my crappy handwriting-
God help us !
amen
:P
@suruchi
ah thanks very mush ! its the support that keeps me going you see ! :D
@ lavender
*snatches chocolate box , empties it in record time*
thanks .. sorry i ran out of them or would have offered you one
:D
@akshay
*backs away slowly*
oh i know SO very well.... i think i will leave now
*runs off while breaking the sound barrier *
amen!
lol..hilarious :)
u dnt need to ...i dnt hurt people ( not much anyways ...just a few bones here n there ... ) :-D
hahaha I cant stop laughing, how did you manage so many injuries all in a week ?? jst joking!!
@ vagabond and anishthomas
:P :D
@akshay
reason enough for me !
*runs screaming*
@moi
well if your question means how did the injuries occur then well read the post again.
but if you mean as to how in the name of merlin's underwear did i have such a spate of bad luck then well... I havent got the foggiest clue... perhaps that was karma biting my ass !
read SO many of ur posts!
ur super awesum! lol! hi5! =]
@ rhea
aww thanks !!
Hi5 right back at ya girl !
😂🤣
I love this one.
Payback's a bitch, eh?
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