If for nothing else, you at least gotta love my college for the nutters it has who provide ample entertainment
when drunk-
Chottu: You want to go to Andaman and Nicobar islands this summer dude ?
Seth: But ..But.. I don't have a passport re (5 second pause) *bursts into tears* i will miss you guys... send me postcards from there and don't forget to bring back some of their local currency for my collection too
When sober-
Achint: You are the most misinformed person i have ever met... Hell, i doubt you even know who your father is ,you bastard.
Pattu*incensed*: you watch your mouth before i smack it for you
Achint: Put your money where your mouth is
Pattu: Bring it on
Achin: *opens mouth so say something when shravan something whispers into his ear*
Shravan *whispering*: Trust me on this.
Achint: *at pattu* So.... who's the president of india you fat fuck ?
Pattu: It's sonia gandhi you behenchod now cough up my 500 rupees !
And when just plain bored:
P.D sir: Ok class today we will split up in groups of two and you will have 2 minutes time during which you have to learn everything about the other person
(5 minutes get over)
Sir: abhi why dont you start ?
abhi*wakes up from sleep*: eh ... sir ?
sir: tell us something about arvind.
abhi: er... he is a boy of the age 21 and birthing from lucknow.. he is very nice boy and helpful to everyone and he is liking that girl *points at megha* a lot since first year and wanting to propose her and-
sir *mortified*: THAT will be all.. SIT DOWN
*class bursts into applause*
GOD I love going to college !
when drunk-
Chottu: You want to go to Andaman and Nicobar islands this summer dude ?
Seth: But ..But.. I don't have a passport re (5 second pause) *bursts into tears* i will miss you guys... send me postcards from there and don't forget to bring back some of their local currency for my collection too
When sober-
Achint: You are the most misinformed person i have ever met... Hell, i doubt you even know who your father is ,you bastard.
Pattu*incensed*: you watch your mouth before i smack it for you
Achint: Put your money where your mouth is
Pattu: Bring it on
Achin: *opens mouth so say something when shravan something whispers into his ear*
Shravan *whispering*: Trust me on this.
Achint: *at pattu* So.... who's the president of india you fat fuck ?
Pattu: It's sonia gandhi you behenchod now cough up my 500 rupees !
And when just plain bored:
P.D sir: Ok class today we will split up in groups of two and you will have 2 minutes time during which you have to learn everything about the other person
(5 minutes get over)
Sir: abhi why dont you start ?
abhi*wakes up from sleep*: eh ... sir ?
sir: tell us something about arvind.
abhi: er... he is a boy of the age 21 and birthing from lucknow.. he is very nice boy and helpful to everyone and he is liking that girl *points at megha* a lot since first year and wanting to propose her and-
sir *mortified*: THAT will be all.. SIT DOWN
*class bursts into applause*
GOD I love going to college !
16 comments:
hahahhaahahaaa
sad that i am not going to college..
our class got a punishment.. no lectures for our class
;)
man i love our college and punishments they give
Hahahaha!
Oh and hahaha!
first example is the bestest :D
How are you doing sir jee?
ahh....thy talent of seeing humour in everyday struggle of life is appreciable sire :-)
PS : don't type anything bad about lucknow , ok ? :-)
haha.. ultimate characters indeed.
Lol ;) I am assuming you were pattu in this story!! correct me if i am wrong.and i really loved the last one!! ;) gosh i miss college now
Hahaha I am seeking admissions everywhere for my post grad and I'm just hoping my coll life will be half as interesting as yours!
My God, you're amazing. That college post totally connected with my college life. Great!
Cheers!
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LMAO!!
^_^ Niceee post!! :)
@deepshika
woah ! nice college mate ! no lectures as ... as... as... PUNISHMENT ??!!?!?!?!
AWESOME ! you lucky dog you !
@lavender
hey itam ! how bees you ? me great ! and yes the first example was the one where even i laughed the hardest ! same pinch ! *pinches lavy*
@akshay
dude i never said anything against lucknow O_o i was just saying as it happened.. keepin' it real son !
@dr. roshan
amen to that !
@moi
me = pattu ??? JESUS H woman i aint that uninformed ! i mean i am pretty good at GK and not knowing the president of india ?? hah... i know it's abdul kalam..
just kidding... it's that moronic pratibha patil :P
@bloggermouth
half as fun as mine ?? with you around how can anyone not have fun ??? you are like a whole party rolled up into a tiny package ! (pardon the pun :P)
@somak
checked it out... nice blog mate !!
@blue perriwinkle
gracias !! :)
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