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Sunday, April 4, 2010

Of sania mirza and old flames among other things...

So i got a makeover

A few friends suggested it after watching some crappy ass American sitcom. Not that i minded. All it involved was me shaving more often, letting my hair grow out a bit and ditching formals and sandals for jeans,tees and sneakers.

Admittedly i do look nicer. More compliments. Even from that cute classmate of mine.

Yaay me.

The 'best friend' noticed too. Said i looked 19 rather than 23 for once.Nice of her.

Then she kissed me.Not so nice.Considering that she has a boyfriend and i have 'the girl'(not that the girl and me are going out or anything but you get the idea right ?)

Confusing really.I have stopped talking to her for a week to think about what to do.Ignoring calls and messages from her is easier this time around.Maybe i can be a stone cold prat after all.



Speaking of stone cold bitches , i actually have friends in my class now. Loads. The trip that we took to kerala recently really got this groovy thing we have now going. Now when i make up in the morning i dont get that cold hollow feeling in the stomach thinking about college.Am not saying i get a warm fuzzy feeling either but it's somewhere in middle and definitely a improvement.

Feels nice to not wake up depressed.Almost as nice as eating maggi on a cold rainy day.

And yes Sania Mirza's getting married to this pakistani cricket player. Wazziz name.. i forgot. For some reason a lot of my friends and family members(including my dad... ESPECIALLY my dad) are unhappy. Mostly about the fact that her to be hubby is a pakistani. All possible profanities have been used regarding her sexual preferences, her mother's promiscuity ,her weight being compared to various dairy animals ,the sexual practices of various family members and it's effects and suggestions as to where she can store her tennis racket.

Very amusing really.

Sure even i minded initially. I mean hell it's paki-bashing , the favourite past time in my family.It's in my blood. But then after a discussion with mum and manky i realised it's not as though she is joining the Al-Qaeda is it ? If she wants to shack it up with him then it's her wish .I mean wasn't our generation supposed to be against arranged marriage ? And if we force her to choose her husband then it becomes a arranged marriage though on a larger scale. So go ahead darling do ya thing.

But remember-the day you start playing for pakistan THAT will be the day we start sharpening our swords.

Amen.







P.S to all those freaked by my last 3 lines- you seriously didn't think i was all fun and games didcha ???

*evil grin*

16 comments:

prettynpureblood said...

u dont look good with long hair -_- u ll keep gettin lip raped till u listen 2 me... unless u enjoy it! HA!

Anonymous said...

Hahahah
Funanalogyoverload.
Aw, wait did your galpal do that just to be a bitch or did your new look floor her or whatever?
That ain't reason to not talk to her. Anyway, bleh. Not like me to pry deeper.
And i SO get you on the classmates thing. :/ Mine are f#@$#%$% d%#^& and the hollow dread is yet to go. GGGAAAH!
maybe i need a bonding trip with those monkeys.

Suruchi said...

Hi Archie*I really like that name for u...suits u to the T/S/A...whatever!*

Hmm...makeover...niceeeeee*pics, pics...upload, upload...now, now...OMG...why am I echoing? I am not even standing on any mountain!!!:/*

And u got a KISS!!!!!!!!!*yiyee..yiyee..likes the idea of people being kissed...law of averages indicate that they'd**kisses** would come around here too*

Hmmm...love angles deepening...
Who’s “the girl” by the way?
Do we get to know her?
Does she get to know ‘herself’?
Hmm*waiting for sequel now*

Awww...and please don’t wake up depressed...just look around n remind yourself of how cool n cute u are...cook up some Maggie...and read my blog...depression ke to @#$%&^%$#@

I really freaked out at the last three lines...coz I now think you really are all fun n games...hehe...*evil-er grin*

bondgal_rulz said...

Details of the makeover and the kiss please.

Goddess of Nonsense said...

Itam, so much entertainment you give!
That woman can marry Osama for all I care. She looks quite shady anyway :P

As for your new stud look, pictures Sir!
Oh and nice going with the kiss and all ha :P

Weirdo guy said...

@menkah

- 'lipe rape' ... seriously honey.. 'lipe rape' ?????!

-you seem to be the only one who says that and just because one photo turned out bad !

- though i wont go so far as to say it was agony i wouldn't say it unpleasant either :P

so there !

Weirdo guy said...

@tingirl

we-el long story.

apparently she hooked up with that guy to make me jealous cuz i refused to be anything beyond friends with her. and now she realises he is a douche and wants to hook up.

hey i made that short !!

yay me !

Weirdo guy said...

@suruchi

archie it is then !

and i would upload pics if i remember to take em !

and you make me and 'the girl' sound like movie stars now ! lolzzz but there aint gonna be a happy ending for this one .. meh :|

and as for your blog... well you needn't tell me cuz i do read yours when down to cheer my self up !

and well if you are freaked out you AREN"T supposed to think i am all fun and games ! where did i go wrong ??!!!

Weirdo guy said...

@bondgal

you mean here.. in the comments section ????!!



seriosuly ?? :o




@lavi

he-ey .. sania is pretty. no ??

pics... well coming soon to your nearest 'weirdo guy' FB account :P

and i didnt plan the kiss re ! i was just a happy little boy thinking about my next meal when it er.. happened !!

not that i mind ! :P

Sharanyaa said...

meh... that wasn't a makeover at allllll :P

Weirdo guy said...

dammit sharan.. not everyone lives in a highly fashionable place as you do and in humble ol' chennai THIS is what passes off for a makeover


apparently !! :P

Vagabond said...

n.b: nothing about the post here. later.

ha..now u make visitors listen to the songs by DEFAULT...since they did not click on it!!!

LOL!!!

"ill have my way...i'll see who can stop me"

Weirdo guy said...

we-el i am all for democracy and all but you see i make sure the music matches the mood of the post i write and it sucks when people dont play it. Not everyone is as musically inclined as you vagabond


unfortunately



P.S so the song is playing right ?

Vagabond said...

yeah is =)

Weirdo guy said...

AL-RIGHT !

hi5s !

Sarah Rose said...

Lol.
I had forgotten the rage at Sania Mirza for marrying a Pakistani...
Thanks for reminding me 😁