*sigh* My holidays are almost over..just few more friggin days to go.Timefliesbysodarnfast.
Bleargh.
Anywhoo since i have nothing else to do i am gonna reminiscence about the holidays.
Ladies and gentlemen presenting ,in terms of numbers, the weirdo guy vacation-
Readers: *thunderous applause and wolf whistles*
Me: Alright let's go !
93 -Number of kms travelled on my scooty (yes i drive my mum's scooty instead of a bike...so sue me)
100- The amount i had to pay to a certain sari clad transvestite(complete with a bindi and a mangalsutra) to stop him/her from exposing himself/herself and also to not kiss me.
9 - New awesome songs added to my collection.
115- The speed at which nagen went on his new Yamaha F16 (on harrington road no less), with me riding pillion. (Note to self: Drinking too much water and getting on a bike with that demented maniac bastard is NOT a good idea)
74 - Episodes of 'Friends' i saw all over AGAIN.
19 -Fights i had with my sister
18 -Times i allowed her to win because my mum/dad was glaring at me... bah
38 - Meals i had outside
6 - Average hours of sleep i got per day (approx)
5.5- Weight lost (in Kgs) before the holidays due to food poisoning
4 - Weight (in Kgs) i managed to gain back
10 - Number of injuries
9 - Number of times i saw the movie 'kickass'(which ,btw,totally kicked ass.. tee hee!)
2397757- Number of times my mum sighed in exasperation, due to me ("I swear you are the cause of my hair turning white *me about to say something* and dont you dare make that white hair joke or i will smack you, so help me god..")
4 - Number of times i got pulled over by cops for riding without a helmet even though i was driving at proper speed limits while idiots on bikes riding triples and going twice the speed limit were not. Thank you chennai city police for being *SUCH* a nice bunch of unbiased cops..... NOT
3 - Blogposts i posted.
2 - New followers on the blog (welcome there mateys !!)
5 - Number of days when i was TOTALLY alone in the house (yes the 'rents were out of station .. nefarious activities ensued :D)
4 - Number of times i got scolded by my stuffy neighbours for playing songs too loud. the boring old farts.. meh
15- New movies seen
1 - Disagreement(s) i had with friend(s)
0 - Hours i spent constructively
So there you have it. Man chennai is having pretty decent weather these days. If only i didn't have to spend it cooped up inside some mucky building. :x
Oh and before i forget:
LOL.. random isn't it ??? That's why I posted it ! :P
Adios for now.
Adios for now.
22 comments:
2- Number of times I read the post
1- I thought I’ll find some mention*u won an award too, remember...if for nothing else:-(*
6- Times I smiles:-)
3- Times I said... “huh..really?”
If you’d ride...er...drive*according to you* without a helmet, you would get pulled over na Dodo...regardless of the speed of your scooty dearie or that of those idiots on bike*sigh...engineers and simple logic...there’s something strange between them*
Congrats on the new followers...
Keep serving them more meals though...to satiate their hunger for u;-)
P.S. I saw Lennon in that dumb cat...is that a good thing or a bad thing?;-)
LOL...1 time is how much i read this post {like that made sense]
Nicely written..:) :P :P
Ill go in for the second read too!
8494 billion - hugs i send bcuz if you updated you must have been sad :(
9999 armagedillion- number of fans you deserve
69 - cuz it amuses me :p
:D :D
Heh, heh...some way to keep track of your vacation. The numbers say it all!
jst 19 fights with ur sis.. thats it
u mom wud really be happy that u guys dont fight at all
@suruchi:
i was driving on a inner road ! i mean who wears a helmet to go get some milk from nearby ??!! even so my grudge against them was not stopping me , but rather stopping ONLY ME ! :P
P.S its definitely a bad thing for you... cuz it said only those above FORTY will see lennon. I think its tie someone revised their age !! :P
@madhu:
ahoy there ! and yes it made perfect sense ! btw do go in for as many reads as you want ! :P
@menkah:
5321 trillion- the number of times i have asked you to marry me
0- times you said yes *sigh*
69- cuz it cracks me up EVERY single time !
:P
@RGB:
thank you ma'am ! :)
@deepshika
arre dont look at the quantity..rather look at the quality cuz those were some BAD ASS fights !
heya
you hav an award on my blog
thank you ^_^
And you forgooot!
1-very awesome wife yew have :D
6-chota chota bachas! Was that five? Aah I'm a useless mother.
Anyway, I've almost forgotten how much your blog makes me grin!
Lots of love from the Wifey!
@lavy
arre our marriage was only after i posted na !
and its five children lavy FIVE ! I your own flesh and blood you dont remember ? Worst mother of the year judging committee i think we ahve found ourselves a winner ! *claps all around* :P
loved the song on your player!
heyyy! why no more updates?? blogsphere is missing you!! :D
Your kissies are only for ME. Ass. If you can guess who this is, you...get something.
Why o why don't you update your blog??
Wanna read your ramblings..! =)
@goofball:
sorry mate was super busy !! am abck now :P
@simrit:
yes i know it's you-_-
@shruti:
Woman, you single handedly made me come back to blogspot ! And that's something the rest of the readers and my friends combined couldn't do ! Respect !
Ah! Should i pat my back now for having compelled you to return to your blog after all these months ^_^ :P
Oh yes. 100 times over !
I'm still lol-ing! Have lost the count though... :P
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