Day 4 of food poisoning:
I hadn't eaten for 70 straight hours (to avoid throwing up while writing the exams),slept for barely 12 ,written 3 exams and lost 2.5 kgs.
Things definitely weren't going well.
I was crankier than my annoying neighbour during her PMS and one thing led to another and I got into a heated argument with NKL over some trivial issue.
After a going at it for while we both realized that we were starving so we went to this nearby dhaba, with me throwing caution to the winds about my upset stomach.
*The following events are described EXACTLY as they occurred*
We sat down at a table glaring at each other.
"Bhaiya two plate parothas"
*We finished the parothas*
*Our frowns disappear*
"2 plate noodles please"
*NKL smiles on seeing 2 puppies playing 'catch-my-tail' nearby*
" 2 plate dosas "
*I smile along with NKL at those incredibly retarded yet adorable puppies*
.
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5 naans, 2 paneer butter masala, 1 dal fry and 2 ice creams later :
*NKL slaps me on the back*
"i love you bro"
*I punch him on the shoulder*
"I am so sorry for being a jerk "
"No dude I am sorry"
"No i am. let me pay the bill as an apology for my behaviour"
"Over my dead body... I will pay the bill"
*5 minutes later*
"Dammit we BOTH had to pay.... Who knew food could be this costly ?"
I hadn't eaten for 70 straight hours (to avoid throwing up while writing the exams),slept for barely 12 ,written 3 exams and lost 2.5 kgs.
Things definitely weren't going well.
I was crankier than my annoying neighbour during her PMS and one thing led to another and I got into a heated argument with NKL over some trivial issue.
After a going at it for while we both realized that we were starving so we went to this nearby dhaba, with me throwing caution to the winds about my upset stomach.
*The following events are described EXACTLY as they occurred*
We sat down at a table glaring at each other.
"Bhaiya two plate parothas"
*We finished the parothas*
*Our frowns disappear*
"2 plate noodles please"
*NKL smiles on seeing 2 puppies playing 'catch-my-tail' nearby*
" 2 plate dosas "
*I smile along with NKL at those incredibly retarded yet adorable puppies*
.
.
5 naans, 2 paneer butter masala, 1 dal fry and 2 ice creams later :
*NKL slaps me on the back*
"i love you bro"
*I punch him on the shoulder*
"I am so sorry for being a jerk "
"No dude I am sorry"
"No i am. let me pay the bill as an apology for my behaviour"
"Over my dead body... I will pay the bill"
*5 minutes later*
"Dammit we BOTH had to pay.... Who knew food could be this costly ?"
(Ofcourse, later that night, i threw up 4 times before i could sleep but i will still maintain that,that meal was one the best ones i've had in my life !)
9 comments:
i only remember three things of my engg life,
1) ragging
2) Exams
3) searching for free food like nomads
Once after we finsihed our exam which were like two months long ( 14 theory + 5 practicals)
Went to one dhaba and 5 friends ate 70 rotis in total along with lassis and what not, It was a veg unlimited thali , next time when we went that dhaba owner made it limited thali with only 6 roti allowed :) per person .
college life.......enjoy till it lasts :)
Amazing how you guys do it! And that too, with an upset tummy!!
@ Mr happy ??
ragging ? thats a foreign word for me cuz neither did i get rag nor do i do ragging !
the other two yes i can totally relate !
@RGB
ah i have no idea ! must be something to do with testosterone !!! ;)
Hi WG...
Some questions:
1. Losing 2.5kgs just like that...do you think you can courier those burgers all the way to Kanpur n maybe I could consume them too and lose weight?*I need to lose some 10-15 kgs...so by your mathematical genius...2 burgers=2.5kgs...please do the needful calculations n oblige*
2. You became crankier than your annoying neighbour during her PMS...well, some track record you keep of your neighbours in their PMS’s;-)
3. 2 plate parothas*isn’t that supposed to be parathas...err...never mind*
2 plate noodles
2 plate dosas
5 naans, 2 paneer butter masala, 1 dal fry and 2 ice creams...
IS THAT ALL?
Aren’t you the shop guy’s favourite customer now?;-)
Hellooooooo...food THAAAAAAAAAAAAT much is bound to be costly!
Lolzzzzzz...you are the funniest when you are sick, did someone tell you that?;)
er i feel like a teacher answering doubt..now i know what you feel like !
anywhoo
1) its 4 kg as of now... and not just those burgers you can eat anywhere and lose weight. Just search the nearest filthy shop, eat there and start losing weight today !*
* offer valid till filthiness lasts. conditions apply
2) actually my neighbour becomes a top class bitch during PMS .. its hard to NOT notice she is undergoing PMS.
3) well it was a road side dhaba.. i mean a roti costs like 3 rupees there so the overall bill SHOULD have been cheap.. ofcourse not that i mind now all said and done. It was a DAMN fine meal you see !!
and er. i will take tat as a compliment , even though it sounds like a 'sick' compliment ! :P
Dude how much did you eat??!!!
I think you threw up four times to get rid of the four course fancy dhaba meal :P
And both of u had to pay?! Lol that bees :D
@lavender
that not lool bees... that sad bees !! :D
LMAO!
Food is the spark of every bromance 😉
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