Last week i realized that my semester exams were fast approaching *gasp* and that i needed to buck up if i intended to avoid flunking. And its a well established fact that i can NEVER study at home.
So i decided to temporarily shift to the hostel just ,for the next 3 weeks, to be able to take advantage of the superior notes they have.And since i was staying at anky's room i had to share that tiny miserable excuse for a bed with him.
Bad move.
Four days back i woke up at 3 a.m feeling suffocated. I mean i barely could breathe. And in my sleepy state all sorts of possible thoughts flashed through my semi functional brain-
"zomg i am having a heart attack no wait asthma or possibly seizures *sigh* i knew this day would arrive. Alrighty big fella up there i am ready, lets get this over with- HEL-LO"
At that point i opened my eyes at found that anky was sleeping on top of me.
I repeat: On TOP of me.
All 65 kgs of him.
I wont tell you how i got him off me but i will say this much: It involved 2 slaps, a well placed punch , 1 sharp HB pencil and about 50 million gaalis about his various family members.
And this was just the first day.And i still have 2 more weeks to go *wails*
Heaven Help me.
Amen
P.S This wasn't the only time he did that.... he actually moves around in his sleep that sleep walking moron him.
So i decided to temporarily shift to the hostel just ,for the next 3 weeks, to be able to take advantage of the superior notes they have.And since i was staying at anky's room i had to share that tiny miserable excuse for a bed with him.
Bad move.
Four days back i woke up at 3 a.m feeling suffocated. I mean i barely could breathe. And in my sleepy state all sorts of possible thoughts flashed through my semi functional brain-
"zomg i am having a heart attack no wait asthma or possibly seizures *sigh* i knew this day would arrive. Alrighty big fella up there i am ready, lets get this over with- HEL-LO"
At that point i opened my eyes at found that anky was sleeping on top of me.
I repeat: On TOP of me.
All 65 kgs of him.
I wont tell you how i got him off me but i will say this much: It involved 2 slaps, a well placed punch , 1 sharp HB pencil and about 50 million gaalis about his various family members.
And this was just the first day.And i still have 2 more weeks to go *wails*
Heaven Help me.
Amen
P.S This wasn't the only time he did that.... he actually moves around in his sleep that sleep walking moron him.
10 comments:
lucky anky ;-)
Haha...yup...lucky Anky AG...
U have quite a fan following;-)
And awww....u missed out on the details of the time he was on top of you*gloating with sadist pleasure derived out of your "physical" pain n probing to scratch out more from below the surface...not of Anky of course;-)*
All the best for the papers...
And yup...thoda padh lo ab:-)
BTW...I am wondering at the exact role of the HB pencil...kindly enlighten:-)
Hawww! boy on boy! *tries to shrug the image out of her head* :P
i <3 the lolkitties. =D
Whoohoo homemade gay porn! xD
Is "I have to bed with him" the best possible verb you can use?!!
Ha ha!!! Hope you survive! :-)
That happened to me once on a field trip. On top of that there were five guys on one bed, and the guy next to me was grinding his teeth in his sleep. :X
@akshay
control macha.. CONTROL I SAY -_-
@suruchi
the Hb pencil eh ? well you see when people (read:ankit) are heavy sleepers, light nudges dont seem to wake them up.
That's where the products of messers natraj and co. come in handy,,, to wake them up (when poked in the appropriate places !!)
;)
@lavender
come on.. what about woman and their whole pecking each other on the cheeks and the "miss you dahhhling..muah muah" ???!!!
:D
@tingirl
i always knew you were a homophobe...ALWAYS !
@bullshee
*wipes a tear* thanks man .... will need all possible good wishes to survive...
:P
If you felt THAT was bad, you've lived a very privileged life, my friend... 😂
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