Dear Blog Readers:
Rest Easy. My owner isn’t REALLY going to sell me. You see, I only drive him crazy to give him something to write about…and YES his life IS.THAT.DULL. So, simmer down.
However, I AM thinking of selling him to the highest bidder. Cause I want someone who can clean my cage more often and feed me more vegetables, so here goes:
The Good:
*Hmmmmmmm
*Can’t think of anything….
The Bad:
*Fights with his sister regarding whose turn it is to clean my cage and in the end none of them does it anyway.
*Doesn’t play enough with me
*Allows bratty neighbour children to pet me too much and then expects me not to bite them (And i don't... See how TOTALLY AWESOME i am ?)
*Makes unjust accusations against me and calls me 'promiscious' (I think he is just jealous that i get laid more than him *wink* heh heh heh)
*THINKS he is in “charge”
Any questions?
Bidding starts NOW !
LOVE,
MONICA (The BEST GUINEA PIG in the UNIVERSE)
4 comments:
lmao amazed at how similar we sound ! bet we would get along well.! GO MONICA GO MENKAH WOOOHOO
monica:
oh yes we would. hi 5 !
i read ur 'rant' and will comm'ant'
=) this one was lame but awesum to read ! i loved it
screw the owner !!
"lame but aweosome to read" ??!!!!
dude you gotta stop contradicting yourself !
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