Oh packing fairies have mercy on me...

Dear packing fairies,

As you might already know we leave for mumbai in about 4 days (BOO YAH, BEEYOTCH) and i haven't packed my bags nor have i gotten the printouts of the e-tickets that have been lying in my e-mail account for the past 3 months.

Mother hates me right now i tell you.

So apart from nagging me every 4 hours to go and get a printout of the tickets she has been asking me to pack my bag early instead of delaying it uptil 4 hours before leaving,like every other time, and then ending up with inadequate undergarments and mismatched sock pairs.

And that, sucks arse BIG time. Since, as you know, my packing policy involves grabbing the first few clothes i find and then throwing into my duffel bag and being done with it.

But according to mother that's not the correct thing to do. You see, apparently, clothes have to match and she doesn't seem to agree with my taste("You are wearing that with THAT ?? What are we going for ? a funeral ??) On top of it she expects the clothes to be packed properly without their creases ruined.

Unfortunately she doesn't seem to realise that i DO pack my bags properly with the clothing items in correct quantities and creases intact but you mess it up in an attempt to get back at me for our past disagreements.

Ofcourse i can't really tell her this because she would call me a crazy cuckoo and lock me up in a mental institution that's what friends do.So as a return favour what i a suggesting is that we let bygones be bygones and put our spat behind us.After all we humans have a wonderful saying that goes- 'To err is human and to forgive is wine er.. divine'. Quite apt don't you think ?

So would you scum sucking road whores  kind and wonderful fairies please PLEASE allow me to pack my bags properly without any essential stuff missing or incorrect quantities ?



Thanking you,

The anti packing boy



P.S If it isn't too much too ask could also you pack my bag for me... pretty please with a cherry on top ?