It's a mad mad mad world

Hello stranger. Welcome to our planet.

Area: 510072000 sq. km

Species: Over 1.5 million. But dominated by one specimen- Homo Sapiens

Current State: In a state of severe decay with heavy damage from the above mentioned specimen which indulges in highly irresponsible and defiling existence



You want to know about about the homo sapiens is it ? Oh well..


Population:6,692,030,277

Common name : Humans  

Physical Characteristics: A torso with 2 legs ,2 arms , 1 head with a 2kg brain that it almost never used. 

Dimensions: The dimensions of the body parts vary drastically from human to human as do the overall dimensions.
        
        Height**- 12 inches at birth
                         Ranges from 3 feet to 7 feet at full growth
        Waist* -   4 inches at birth
                          Ranges from 24 to 58 inches at full growth

*-circumference of the torso at it's lowest point... It is also a major point of discussion and comparison among humans
**-Distance between the highest point on a human body, when horizontal, to the lowest one

You want to know "ABOUT them" eh ? Well you should have told me what exactly you meant ....


Life Characteristics: The average human starts life as an ignorant infant and over the years slowly develops a awareness of its surroundings . Approximately 13 years after it's birth the human starts displaying disturbing behaviour patterns varying from sullen and withdrawn to anger filled rebellion.

This stage is also referred to by humans as "teenage" and is attributed to the drastic increase in hormone production in the humans body. This stage lasts for a period of approximately 7 years. --->

This is followed by the self sustenance period during which the human starts fending for itself without the assistance of its procreator. It searches for a suitable mate , with or without the assistance of it's procreator. The human copulates with its mate of a regular basis which can be for pleasure's purposes or to result in the creation of a offspring to ensure survival of its species


(You might be interested to know that presently the copulation rate of this species far exceeds it's death rate leading to desperate struggle for existence due to limited resources in it's surroundings... My apologies for interrupting stranger.. Please continue with your study)

This period lasts for 50 -70 years ultimately resulting in it's death during which all the biological functions cease to exist. This occasion is treated with utmost sadness by most of the genetically related humans  and also by some "un related" humans.


Activities: The homo sapien indulges in various activities such as copulation,  participating in skirmishes with other humans (over trivial issues ... mostly a natural resource), ravaging the planet through rapid consumption of it's resources, indulging in various activities that will ultimately result in a painful but a definite extinction of its own species.

Communication: Humans can communicate in various ways. Though a majority of communication is via sounds produced through manipulation of skin and tissue (known as voice cords and tongue) ,located in its throat, communication also takes through grunts, movement of the head and displaying the various combinations of the 'fingers' located on its extremities known as 'hands'. An commonly used example is displaying of the middle most finger of the 5 present, while folding back the other fingers into
the palm. (Based on the frequency of it's usage we deduced that it's a universal earth sign of peace and brotherhood...)  

An example of a human offspring showing the universal sign of peace and brotherhood----


Creations: The homo sapiens is credited with numerous inventions based on metal and non metal materials. They are mostly aimed at making the existence of fellow homo sapiens easier though more often than not end up doing the opposite. Also the production and use of a majority of these inventions is damaging to natural habitat in the long run.  

Behaviour: The average human displays selfish ,self preservative, clannish,assuming,audacious, autocratic, bossy, bragging,cavalier, cheeky, cocky, conceited,contemptuous, disdainful, domineering, egoistic, haughty, insolent know-it-all, lordly, overbearing, peremptory, pompous, pretentious, proud, puffed up, scornful, self-important, smug, snippy, snooty, stuck up, supercilious, swaggering,vain behaviour.

A human is also incredibly competitive. The competitiveness can be on the basis of the size of certain body parts, the attractiveness of it's mate or the resources in it's possession (Foolish really...)


Importance of it's existance to the surrounding biodiversity on earth: -7324*

*on a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 is "we absolutely need you nigga" and 1 is "pbbbttt.....piss off loser we don't give a flying unicorn's arse if you live or kick the bucket"



Anything else you want to know ?? No ? Alrighty then. Have a safe trip to your home. And for the love of god please do NOT come back to this god forsaken place. Goodbye 
  

^I suppose thats how you are right now