harshil(to me): dude trisha just said you are cute... i think she likes you
me: woah ..really ?
arjun: what ? no dude.. stop being a moron... just because she said doesn't mean she likes someone... hell if you want i will prove it to you
me: oka- WAIT .. WHAT ??
arjun: TRISHA GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
trisha(comes and gives a disgusted look): what ?
arjun: you think you he *points at me* is cute right ?
trisha: er.. yeah
arjun: do you like him ?
trisha: no
arjun(turning to me and harshil): there you go
me and harshil: oooohhh
10 th grade:
Shob: wow you are a really sweet guy... ha ha you know what ha ha i want you to marry me ha ha
me: er.. ha ha ha... and i want a lamborghini LP540
College(1st year):
anky: dude yesterday dc said you were really cute and intelligent !
me: so ?
anky: dude she likes you !
me: no it doesn't mean that moron *tells about first incident*
anky: oohhhhh
2 months back:
* i run into shob at anand bakery and we are discussing stuff*
me: "..... haha and remember that idiot polly ?? you know he was the one who spread that rumour that you had a crush on me.. idiot fellow... Did you know he's into Singapore university now !"
shob: erm.. can i say something ?
me : duh yes
shob: well it was true
me: what was tru- *realisation dawns* oh you mean-?
shob: yes
me: oohhh
2 days back:
*i send a SMS forward to all my friends that went something along the lines of "tell me something about yourself that i dont know already"*
dc's reply: i used to like you in first year
me:ohhhh
Moral of the story(s):
Regardless of countless magazine articles that claim men are bad at communication, i still say that men are basically a simple bunch of people who take stuff at face value.
Women on the other hand gotta learn to communicate better. Men are NOT clairvoyant you see.
Women out there.... ARE YOU LISTENING ?????!!!
34 comments:
what fun would world be if u take the mystery out of women!!!
no wonder you don't like poetry!!
read between the lines dearie =P
Awwwwww...so cute...
specially ladies log ke liye;-)
Me:I kinda like reading u
U:ooooooooooh...
(LOL)
Women are listening dude..
But for that u've got to say more than "oooooohhhhhh";-)
Light,cute,imaginative,smile inducing...just u doing what u do best:-)
Yeah you are not clirvoyant, you are just plain dumb!! Else you wouldn't have believed what your 6TH GRADE friends made you believe. :|
Hope you have learnt your lesson. :P
@vagabond
okay touche in the first point ma chère !
but my hatred of poetry has to do with the fact that i can't write a decent poem plus we had to decipher all sorts of meanings back in 10th grade... bummer !
P.S read between lines of WHAT/WHOM ?? O_O
@suruchi
well "ohhhhh" is a good thing to say when your mind is like "....................."
:P
P.S if you praise any more i think my head will burst with the accumulated ego !
@bondgal
WHAT ??!! hey he proved it to me... plus i have seen it happen countless times that guys jump at the smallest remarks a girl makes and think she is in love with him. I am just trying to avoid that mistake !!
And this all would never have happened if women COMMUNICATED !!!! It's something that has been going on for generations now... a disaster waiting to happen !!!! :D
girls are like layers and layers of poetry!!
and you answer your own question:
we had to decipher all sorts of meanings back in 10th grade... bummer !
=P
yeah don't make a face!
you had girls hitting on you in the 6th.
Lucky bastard
I was a geek who wore harry Potter glasses.
Sheeeeeshh
And yes guys are simple creatures.
A lot of time it is very apparent that the girl is so into them, but they just can't see it. *tsk* *tsk*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
cute!....lucky guy...seriously!
@ vagabond
*makes monkey face* *pulls all sorts of faces*
there !! :P
but seriously.. "girls are like poetry" ???? alright....it's high time you quit college/work(whatever it is you do) change you name to something like vagabond Shakespeare and write all sorts of high class poetry that will torture generations of students to come.
peace out !
@ lavender
hey even i was a geek with harry potter glasses.... hell people actually thought i was harry potter(true story !)
and by guys being simple creatures i meant if they like someboody they go right up and say so but with girls.. oh no... they have to do all the shamazoo "ohhh that shirt looks nice on you" or "ohh i wish i have a bf like you"
lets be a bit more open people !
@lote
you dont mind me calling you lote right ?? :D
and lucky eh ?? i WISH !
lolz....real good one Yuvika.
Check out my new blog.
gudhomemaker.blogspot.com
@anamika
er hello there.. you know i might be mistaken but last time i checked my name WASN'T yuvika...
you lost ??
But there are some girls who proclaim their love right below your anti-twilight blogposts and even propose to come to your city with a shiny diamond ring.
I'm like the antiheroine.
No eyelash fluttering, no subtle hints, no dupatta flying.
Sheeesh you are one lucky guy :P :P
@ lavender
aww... my lavender poo... here i come to you !
*runs towards bombay in slow motion*
*wind blows and songs play in background*
*birds chirp*
*sees lavender flirting with 'ITAAM'*
*dies of broken heart*
the end :P
*dances in the rain*
*puts on a zillion bangles*
*tells all the girlfriends and then hides behind a wall to see weirdo guy*
Lol we are sooooo lame!
P.S. I haven't seen Itam since that day :(
P.P.S. How do you know I use poo after every nickname? howwww????????
P.P.P.S. I should write a blogpost on our lame comments
oh btw I am Lavender :P
@ lavender
er... why the bangles and hiding ???!! O_o
P.S you think you have it bad ?? i haven't seen the girl in like weeks -_-
P.P.S i used that on my own ! i had no idea you say it too !!
P.P.P.S no you should NOT ! if ITAAM and The Girl land up on that blog then you and i are gonna die single !
P.P.P.S thanks for identifying yourself... cuz then i would have thought the similar pic in the DP of the new account to be just a freaky co incidence !
tee hee :D
Root of the issue: It's Darwinian. We women need to get even. We like making our men suffer out of doubt in advance to make up for all the indifference and other such crap we need to put up with from them in the future.
Now that you know this, accumulate some good Karma by treating your woman right...
lote???..............nah......but it does sound a bit weird :)
hahahahahahaaa...
but then who told you to still believe in your 6th class incident..
that just goes to prove that men are dumb..
p.s blogrolling you..
@sharanyaa
hey..thats downright sexist ! men dont always treat women crap.. even women do the same.. hell i too have been treated like crap.. even The Girl does infact!
cut us some slack here woncha ??!!
@lote
well when i call you by your name you get 'scared' and typing your blogger name is tiring !! :P :D
@committed to life
hey i believed in that incident because i got evidence at that time to prove arjun's theory !! i am scientific person you see... i go by scientific observation,deductions and results ONLY !!!
all hail engineers !!
P.S thanks for the blogrolling !
*Hits weirdo on the head*
Do you not watch hindi movies?!
When the guy comes to see the girl she decks up. And for some reason she thinks the more the bangles she has around her wrist, the more attractive she is going to appear :P
And then when he finally comes, she acts like one coy bitch and hides behind the wall where he cant see her.
But uhoh the dupatta flies.It lands up on his face. He runs in the direction from where it came. Prince Charming finds bangle girl.
End of story :P
And freaky co-incidence? Lol
perhaps a sister I lost in Anand Mela (That's the only Mela we have here in Bbay :p)
women arent the only ones who talk in riddles, you know.
i hate ANYONE from EITHER gender who isnt straightforward.
even tho im a pretty good detective (*achyut opens his mouth* me: shut up right there prat, i am!) life isnt a case, im not gonna look up the clues to what everyone means godammit !
p.s. on a related note, guess what was the most commonly used adjective for me in my slam book this year?
'FRANK'
even my good friends wrote that.
bastards, seeing the word staring at me from every single page made me feel like a total moophat bitchhhh!!!
hehehe. not that i'd have it any other way :D
nice blog entry. as usual. *looks longingly at a knife*
@lavender
ooohhh... i see i see !
do excuse my ignorance but only my mum watches hindi movies in my house and it never occurred to me to ask her for romance help ! :P
P.S if that's your long long lost sister then i am going after her... Shes way prettier ! sorry lavender poo ! :D
@manky
you a good detective ? *rolls on the floor in laughter* you wouldn't have been able to gather vital clues regarding karishma if it hadn't been for me ! so there ! hah !
and YOU ARE frank... heck if i didn't know better i would have thought you had climbed in to harry potter books and drunk one of them 'verisaterum' bottles thinking them to be pumpkin juice !
P.S "looks a kinfe" ?? Hah ! i know you love me ! dont hide it now !
well..
than i must say men are even more dumb (or its just you..)
coz the theory has been proved wrong so many times..
anyways kudos to your friend arjun any girl will behave like that in class 6th if you ask directly..
sheesh.. will men ever be intelligent...
@ achyut (obviously, but what the hell :P)
holmes, you do not even know the name of the suspect (which happens to be kareena, repeat till it sounds biblical), i doubt your miniscule brain can handle bigger responsibilities than that, like, i dont know---SOLVING THE CASE. which i would have done had you not been so eager to steal my glory.
and no, not veritaserum. sprite-- seedhi baat, no bakwas! =D
p.s. shit, is it that obvious?
@committed to life
mea culpa !!!
@manky
dont flatter yourself -_- atleast i was instrumental in narrowing down the list of possible people ! What's in a name as er...(whats his name?) sahkespare once said ! :D :D
P.S yes it is VAARY obvious !!
hey moral of the story should have being: all gals liked you whoever said that they found you cute!!! hehehe
@moi
yeah right... i WISH ! it would be a whole lot simpler then.. but women are complicated that way !
You gotta read the mood and the tone.
It's not rocket science and you don't need to be a clairvoyant to know what's going on.
Just know the person... 🤷
Post a Comment