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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Poop- Part 2

So I've been tagged by bondgal_rulz. Bless your soul for giving me something to write about :P.

Any whoo i have to write 7 things people don't know about me (ooerr that sounds mysterious) and tag 8 people. So here it goes-



Un- I am into natural healing. It means i hate taking any medicine ,even painkillers or small stuff like cough syrup, unless it's absolutely 100%  necessary and i will die unless i take it. That's how cave man did it. That's how our ancestors did it. And so far it's worked out pretty fine.

Deux- Even though , legally, i can have sex,drink,own property and vote ,my mum STILL doesn't allow me to pick out my clothes since she has rules like colour matching, no shorts and what not.So we reached a compromise-I wear whatever she picks out for big occasions like weddings and for small outings and all i can wear the comfortable clothes ("Son i wouldn't be seen dead in those clothes")

Trois- I have never ever smoked,taken a joint or beaten up even a single person in my life... (quick ! somebody nominate me for the Nobel peace prize :P) 

Quatre- My handwriting is so bad that over the years i have gained notoriety for it in school and college among classmates AND teachers. (Apparently it resembles "crushed bugs smeared across a page" and allegedly my 9th standard english teacher nearly cried when she had to correct a 12 page handwritten essay by me )

Cinq- A friend once dared me to write a adult/erotic story  and submit it for a online competition that he came across. And i won it  (I also won 100 bucks. No no.. not from them.... From him due to the bet !!)

Six- Me and my dad are members Mensa and i have a 142 IQ  (Yet i flunked in maths..oh the irony -_-) 

Sept- Over the years of college and school , some of, the various second languages i have taken are- Hindi, Gujarati, Sanskrit, Russian, French and Japanese. While i DO know Hindi, English,Tamil,Gujarati, French,Punjabi and a little bit of Japanese too (Yes really .. Cross my heart and hope to die !!)



Now that the soul baring is done with let's tag others . I tag bullshee, vagabond, sharanyaa, juggernaut, moi, lavender, manky and suruchi... Go ahead... Knock yourselves silly !

24 comments:

bondgal_rulz said...

Nice!!! I like!!!

Lol @ 4. :P :D

And wait, no shorts??? :O he he

Goddess of Nonsense said...

You know whaaaaaat
I know leeetil beeet of japaaanese tooo :P
Such a complicated little language. I stopped my course abruptly.
ohiooooo gozaimas
watashi wa Weirdo guy sandes.
such lamo i remember

And ya I believe in natural healing too. Like not let it heal itself while I ignore it, but alternate therapy, you know reiki and all :P

Bullshee said...

Oh well, whaddya know! I'm tagged...I will save this one for a rainy day!

The thing is I've done the "What people don't know about me" once too often and know they know TOO much about me...

No smoking, no joints, no beating up...we need to get you into "rouge" school, my friend!

Vagabond said...

same as bullshee saving it for a rainy day!!

btw i have a great handwrotong my dad had one like yours...it worked well for him. he was active in class and awesome in maths, teachers took it as a correct answer if he has a messy writing there; he didi it on purpose many times =P

Vagabond said...

*handwriting;
*did....
i have messy keyboard writing though =P

Weirdo guy said...

@ bondgal

the tagger likes it... the tag-ee is pleased !! :P



@ lavender

well i stopped it because i (along with the whole of my class) flunked it

and 'watashi wa' is used by girls to tell their own name... 'boku wa' is for guys !

and by natural healing i dont mean i ignore the affected area but i do take rest and good food and all that sch-tick schmuck

P.S what's a reiki ?? O_o

Weirdo guy said...

@bullshee

no problemo mate...

and are you sure you want to send me to 'rouge' school ??? cuz i am not such a fan of make up and all...



P.S just kidding i know you it was a typo and you meant rogue school !! :P

P.P.S it was a typo right ??

P.P.S karishma do YOU want to go to 'rouge' school ?? :D

Weirdo guy said...

@vagabond

thou shalst save it but thou shalst NOT forget it :P

and well unfortunately i am not so lucky as your dad cuz after every exam i have to go to teachers and explain my answers to them so that i can get extra marks. You know my class teacher once suggested having a bad handwriting prize like the best handwriting prize as she was "1000% triple sure" that i would win it

stupid female teachers i tell you....

Suruchi said...

Haha..amazing post...amazing comments...amazing rhyme above that coerces us to comment...
I am just too amazed now to say more...
Luv ur style...loved the snippets in brackets..will keep coming for more:-)

Weirdo guy said...

@suruchi

nooo... it wasn't meant as coercion !! You see i have this fundamental block that prevents me from writing proper poetry... And this was my first attempt in my life and i didn't have anywhere else to put it up ! :P

P.S Man you write in such prim and proper English.... What were you ? The personal assistant to queen of England or what ??!

The US. said...

its soooooo weird that the weirdo guy's blog updates no longer appear on my dashboard o.O

AND he no longer bothers visiting me either =/

Go.

DIE.

Weirdo guy said...

@shreya

i dunno why the updates don't come cuz i do update you know...


AND i do visit


These allegations are totally unjust and have hurt my lil' heart
*pouts and sulks*


:P

P.S aren't you just the sweetest person ever ??

Vagabond said...

1000% triple sure!!!
i take her word =P

Shreya. said...

me?????????? the sweetesht???? whaaaaaaaai??? ^.^ :|

Weirdo guy said...

@vagaboond

you do that ! :P




@shreya


one word-sarcasm

:D :P

Sharanyaa said...

Thanks for the tag! You da BOMB!! =D
Sorry my trash talk is rather embarrassing but I'm cool like that ;)

Sharanyaa said...

aaaaand I'll link you in on my facebook... cause your stuff is a super fun read. ;)

Weirdo guy said...

@sharanya

THAT's your idea of trash talk ??? trust me YOU have nothing to feel embarrassed about .. mother says i cuss like a drunk Irish sailor on leave *sigh*


P.S even though i use both FB and orkut i am more of a orkut guy so "linking in on facebook" is something i don't really understand *hangs head in shame* but it sounds cool anyway so thanks !!

Sharanyaa said...

Naah my trash talk is pretty damn good and I should learn to cuss more... but my gansta' talk is what I meant...
You know hoe easy it is to find & stalk people on facebook? it's frightening...

Weirdo guy said...

i can see that.. but i too can do a pretty good gangsta talk when the occasion demands it !!


and no i had no idea how easy it is... i think i should start stalking somebody some time soon... 20 years old and no a single stalking experience.. its disgraceful you know..

Suruchi said...

Personal assistant to the Queen of England?...naaaaaaaah...
The Queen of England in one of the births...probably...
Still suffer from the hangover I guess:-)

Weirdo guy said...

actually i found out the reason.... you're a English teacher !! and if i may say a cool one at that !!!

how come i never got teachers like you in school or even know in college ????


*sigh* life i tell you

moi said...

hehehe really i enjoy reading ur blog,and surprise of surprise i have being tagged too. shall give it a try soon ;)

Weirdo guy said...

you do that !



and soon ok ?? am waiting !