Yes yes.. THE Issac Newton...Remember him ?
The dude who had the crazy, center shock wala hairdo
The guy who hated his step dad so much that he threatened to burn him and the house down at night while he was asleep.
The british physicist cum mathematician who got fucked by life (born premature,lost two fathers and was a weakling who got bullied a lot) yet died a virgin(no mrs. newton to rattle the bed post).
The wacky genius who discovered optics , the dreaded calculus and the much (ab)used yet rarely understood gravitational laws ("Darling i love you" "che rascal get lost.. i told you i hate you " "i still love you cuz every action has an equal and opposite reaction......")The chap who on getting conked on the head by a apple made discoveries(of all the things in the world.. meh) instead of silently eating that red, juicy, appetizing, delectable, delightful,juicy, luscious, mouthwatering, scrumptious, succulent, tasteful, tempting.. *gets smacked on the head* ...sorry i got carried away there .....Basically this guy, instead of being a greedy glutton proved himself to be an chronic nerd.
The crazy reckless dodo who in one experiment, to prove that color perception is caused by pressure on the eye, slid a darning needle around the side of his eye until he could poke at its rear side, and then like a wise ass noted "white, darke and colored circles" so long as he kept stirring with "ye bdkin."
The lazy bum who is reputed to have invented the cat flap so that he would not have to disrupt his optical experiments, conducted in a darkened room, to let his cat in or out.
The two faced chap who didn't hesitate to have public debates with famous scientists who didn't agree with his theories on maths, physics, religion and why katy perry is such a hot babe (oh wait that was me) yet during the entire one year as a Member of Parliament , said one and only one sentence during the lengthy proceedings: he asked a nearby usher to close an open, drafty window
The genius whose 3 centuries old discoveries have been sodomising students in the arse for decades now....
Happy Birthday sahib !!
P.S Did i mention also my dad's birthday today. Another brainy person who is in love with physics. What is wrong with these people born on january 4th ?!
20 comments:
=D yea he must be rotting in hell for fcuking us all wid his theories =(
i wish he sat below a coconut tree
=D no newton then i guess =P
poor guy he just thought he would help =P
Agree with Juggernaut above. :D
Btw you have been tagged.
@ juggernaut
aww come on dude .. give the poor guy a break !! i mean he set ground for a lot of discoveries that surround us today..
if you wanna blame somebody blame the CBSE and the state boards... let's burn 'em motherfuckers down *raises war cry* !! :P
@vagabound
Exactly !! He's just another misunderstood genius with a stupid hairdo !!
@Bongal
Al-righttt !! Am so doing it soon !
ZOMG my 6 year old cousin born on jan 4th is also a physics-math loving weirdo. He wants to know how things work apparently. Newton is a cool name though... Isaac, not so much. Sounds like a dumb european supermodel
Gasp ! Wait he is just 6 y.o right ?? There's still time for him to straighten out ! :P
And i think issac is more cooler than newton.. but then too each their own !!
^ "more cooler"? i know someone whos not crazy about ENGLISH!
ah anyway
another witty ingenius post !
im sure you copy them from somewhere
now thats a compliment!
no i dint just call u a thief
:P
AHHH anyway HAPPY BDDAY NEWTON! i love you even tho im barely passing phycis these days but really how clever were YOU!
P.S. snape's bday is on 8th =D
ah dont worry manky... after a year of receiving your 'compliments' they are starting to grow on me
just a bit...
really
hahaha..
fucker died virgin?
now that an assumption..
lol
It's a fact !!
honest !
as usual i love the stuff in tiny font more than the actual stufff :D
P.S. I want you rant about how awesome my city is ok?
*backs away slowly*
alright sure will.. just dont kill me... please...i got a pet guinea pig and a sister to take care of..
*bursts into tears*
:P just kidding... and yes ma'am will do *gives 3 point salute* !
Haha you really are a weirdo. Just thought you should know :P
er... *blank face*
:D
hi
neevr thought i wud be laughing this much reading about newton..
happy b'day to him and you dad too
p.s was just passing by
*The dude who had the crazy, center shock wala hairdo*
*scrumptious, succulent, tasteful, tempting.. *gets smacked on the head* ...sorry i got carried away there ....*
*("Darling i love you" "che rascal get lost.. i told you i hate you " "i still love you cuz every action has an equal and opposite reaction......")*
I know I am just quoting u there...but I loved the lines n thought I'd highlight them...
U've got some cute cheek;-)
@committed to life
woah..that's a unique name ! You know that used to be my ex's name on orkut and it- *gasp*
omg you aren't here are you ??
just joking.. i kid i kid ! :P
and btw you are the first person to wish my dad here(blog readers are you reading this ? :P).. thanks on his behalf !
@suruchi
*blush* *blush*
thanks :P
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