Revenge is a dish best served cold ....er hot

Last Friday:

As soon as i got on my college bus that morning i was surprised to see sweaters (i mean come on people) and when i sat down in my usual seat next to pappy i saw that he was no exception.We had a little talk about it-


Me:  Dude wtf ??? sweaters in CHENNAI ??!!
Pappy:   brrr.... chennai IS cold at 7 in the morning and these blasted ac buses dont  help..
m: i bet your  bladder feels like it's about to explode AND freeze and fall off at the same time !
p: i hate you... meh
m: bwahaha.... this is pathetic dude...go back to kerala where it suits you !
p: whatever...fuck off



Today:

Since we had the last few classes free, me and my classmates had a game of football.Few hours later with my skin bright pink due to severe sun burn("you look like a tomato "), clothes fully drenched in sweat ("did you take a bath with your clothes on ?") and my lips and throat feeling like sandpaper from thirst ("water ...water..oh my kingdom for water") i boarded my bus.

Pappy boarded a few seconds later completely sweat free (i swear to god he has the sweat glands of a girl)


Pappy:  woah what happened dude ?
me:  the toilets backfired
P: what ??!!
m: i was playing football jackass -_-
P: ooohhh
m: god i hate chennai...i think i am gonna die of dehydration...
P: bwahahah....this pathetic dude...go back to jammu where it suits you !
m: go shave you balls you dusty old fart
p(making the 'v' victory sign): tee hee.
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Score-

me: 1      pappy: 957


Mallu christians are pretty fun to be around as you can see.