You know despite of all the hulaboo surrounding twilight i was pretty oblivious to it until about 5 months back. Hell , i hadnt even heard of it.
But apparently there is a rule in girl world that any person who doesn't know about twilight is an anomaly and should be brain washed at once .
And that is why my dear readers i had to ,bowing to pressure from dc ,miss pj and anky (he is a traitor to men world over), read all four twilight books and watch the 2 films too *bangs head against wall in an effort to forget them all *.
And this is what i understood so far-
~ It's basically a glorified 80's hindi film (boy 1 loves girl, boy2 loves girl, boy 2 sacrifices love for girl's happiness) with a bit of
~Stephanie Mayer was dropped on her head by the nurse right after she was born.
~ Bella is one hell of a horny slash whiny slash mega klutz of a brat with the self esteem of a squished bug.
~Stephanie Mayer has the sex life of a toilet sink and needs to get laid urgently
~ Werewolves are cool regardless of what mythology states (hey they heal fast, love bikes and make jokes..what more do you want ?)
~ And I have wasted 8 hours of my life that i will never get back (Oh the inhumanity of it all)
Now i doubt what people the world over see in it , but hey to each their own, so go ahead read it and rot your brains out but my humble request to all "twi fans" *giggle* *snort* out there is to
Thank you.
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26 comments:
LOVE it!!!! A RANT!
I totally agree with you. I'd ditch the vamp for the hot Werewolf anyday. I mean, the only thing worth watching in the 2nd movie was the shirtless werewolves.
And I think this whole ordeal has some subliminal abstinence message embedded in you. "I want to have wild monkey sex with you but we'll wait till we're married and can make a baby that can grow up abnormally fast and fuck the hot vamp"
i mean hot werewolf
ROTFL....loved the abstinence message !
P.S you do realise the "hot wolves" hold no attraction whatsoever for me seeing that i am your average hot blooded heterosexual ?? i mean come on movie producers... atleast get a hot bella to make it easier on the eyes of the dudes who might have to watch this film... but oh no.. you had to go with kristen"2 expressions"stewart
bleargh
So the day I was watching the movie I was wearing flannel and converse. Little did I realise that I was dressed like "Bella". I spent the rest of the evening looking like I was sulking over spoilt food [that I really wanted to eat] and claiming that I was happy wearing the very same sulky expression
okay first things first... no using hi tech fashion words like "converse" and all...they go right over my head people.. right OVER it ...!
secondly if what you say is true then MY GOD we have to warn the public of the evil powers of bella's dress and anything remotely connected to her... We have a national crisis on our hands mate *worried expression*
wow u really must hate the thing huh?...o_0
@ little on the edge
from that statement i deduce that either a) you are a "twifan" or b) never read the books...
And in both the cases it's kinda hard to make you understand how much..
But answering your original question- a resounding yes !
Time to thank myself for never bothering to read those books and not seeing the New Moon movie.
But yeah, did waste 1.5 hours on Twilight. Shay!!
Maaaaaaaaaaan are you serious?
I fucking love u for this!
I want to copy paste this and shove it in every bloody twilight fan's face
It's almost as bad as reading Chetan bhagat and thinking of it as literature
Its an insult to mankind
It's an insult to our intelligence
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*sigh*
I'm done.
@bondgal
you lucky bugger you !! *sigh*
my dear you have just escaped a serious psychological trauma ...
Honest !
@lavender
*takes a bow* thank you thank you !!!
P.S if you (or anybody) out there want to spread the 'anti twilight' word using my post... please do so... but do try to give me credit (if you wanna.. no compulsions)
down with twilight ! *lets out a war cry*
haha I have a lot of friends who will join us on this mission. A friend of mine lierally burnt his copy after reading it. Can you believe that?! :0
yeah i am a twilight fan..:D and i love vampires and robert pattinson.....puke all u want *grins*
@ lavender
i will believe that.. you know why ?
not because i would have done the same
not because a junior of mine laughed so much AT the books,while reading them, that she choked on her food
but because my ex english teacher was LITERALLY on the verge of tears when she found out this was the rage in today's teen world.....Man i feel sorry for the poor woman
And she doesn't even like cookies .. sigh
@ tanaya
hey like i said to each their own !!
my only bone of contention is with the over zealous 'twifans' who try to force the books down our (non fans) throats !!
I hope you aren't one of them *glares*
And does this wasted 8 hours include blogging about it? :-)
Fortunately for me I can smell this (Meyer) kinda crap from afar and keep my distance.
Converse = shoes
I will send you a picture once I stalk you down
hehheheeee
i am reading or rather say was reading it
i havnt watched the movies though coz for me books are alway better
first was nice..
later two were bad
currently on fourth one which i have left it half way...
but honestly after reading your post i am judging my sanity was laughing at myself the whole time
nice one
LMAOF good right up dude :)
Though i'm a hardcore fan of horror thrillers , i hate teen flicks. That z y i didn't watch this movie(didn't even bother to read the reviews)
ever wonder y many twilight fans havent commented on ur bolg??? n believe me, it is an intresting blog..... because they would BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF U!!! you should appreciate the fact that we, twi fans, have kept our cool...
no further comments...
@ Jinguchakka
Wow that's a unique name you got there !! and no blogging about the evilness of twilight does not qualify as 'time wastage'.
that's public service !!!
P.S keep up the good detective work and stay away from this crap... good for you !
@sharanyaa
why would you use a 8 letter word when a 4 letter one will do ??? all this fashion lingo i tell you.. sigh
@committed to life
alright !! it seems i seem to have made one person realise the folly of their acts :P
and thanks !!
@ anishathomas
hey don't hate on them teen flicks just cuz one was crap !! some of them are good ... and though the movies can be called 'tolerable' at times the books can't be !!!
@faseeha
first of all thanks for the praise !
and secondly shame on you. you see this is the thing about twi fans that annoys everyone around them. Did you even read my post fully before getting all worked up ??my grudge was against twifans shoving the books down others throats
hell you could go and build temples for stephanie mayer and i wouldn't care as long as you didn't expect me to do the same.
and yes if you dont like the views dont read them. i didnt exactly send you the link to the post did i ??!!!
Try to be a bit more open minded and take things in good spirit, you seem too uptight !
LOL! Cldn't agree more!
Although I did 'like' reading twilight but New moon and eclipse tests your patience and sanity far too much ;)
I won't bother reading the next 2!
They must just kill Bella and end it all.Right there! *Peace*
@sugarcube
amen to that... hell even i liked the first movie mainly due to the baseball scene and the fact that it introduced me to muse.
but that apart everything twilight related was akin to a rectum exam conducted by a baboon !
I'm a girl who is 20 years old and I hate Twilight. I hate Twilight because Edward is a creepy, manipulative, controlling overprotective stalker. (this sentence I typed was mostly from the youtube video titled "The Real Reason Guys Should Hate Twilight", but it pretty much sums up why I hate Twilight (apart from it being badly written and full of sparkly fairies that don't really qualify as vampires) pretty well)
Also, the vampires in "Dracula the Un-dead" by Dacre Stoker and Ian Holt qualify as vampires nine hundred nine thousand nine million nine hundred and ninty nine times more than those fucking Meyerpires.
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